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The BIG Story This Week: Hotel security was called because a guest complained of loud, amorous noises coming from a room shared by Jessica Simpson and Adam Levine – OR - they responded because of noises coming from a room shared by Jessica Simpson and Jude Law!

(No kidding!)

It’s going to be that kind of a week in the world of the tabloids – STAR and US WEEKLY have Jessica kicking up her heels (so to speak) but can’t agree who the lucky guy is. So let’s get started.

According to US WEEKLY, they’ve uncovered a NEW CHEATING BOMBSHELL.. SCANDAL! .. SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER MAN WHILE MARRIED… NOW SHE’S BACK WITH THE SAME BAD BOY ROCKER AS NICK LEARNS THE TRUTH.

A bit wordy for our taste, but let’s take a look inside… on page 56, US WEEKLY announces IN 2004, SIMPSON HAD A HUSH-HUSH FLING WITH ADAM LEVINE….JESSICA’S NAUGHTY SECRET.

You can read the details for yourself but here’s the best part – according to the story: “Two night earlier (February 9, 2006), Simpson joined him (Adam) in his room (at the Chateau Marmont), remaining after guests left. Later, according to a hotel insider, security paid the couple a visit after a guest complained of loud, amorous noises coming from the room.” (TABLOID TUESDAY is shocked – and slightly aroused! Loud, amorous noises, from Jessica Simpson- wonder when that will be available for download to our iPod.)

But don’t get too excited (too late!). Over at STAR, the cover has a WORLD EXCLUSIVE … JESSICA & JUDE LAW … HOT & HEAVY! … STEAMY HOTEL ROMP! … SEXY TEXT MESSAGES! … REVEALED! (Oh, oh – here’s a !!! alert.)

Turning to page 46, the headlines announce JUDE & JESSICA’S HOT NEW HOOKUP… According to the story from someone who had a friend staying at the Chateau Marmont, “My friend was staying for a few days over the weekend of Feb 3,” a source tells Star. One night, an amazing couple walked into the room next door – it was Jessica Simpson and Jude Law. My friend had seen them around the hotel over the entire weekend – but to see them going into the same room together was a shock!”….Around 2a.m., according to the source, the guest was wrenched out of a deep sleep and had to call downstairs to the hotel’s management to ask for a change of rooms. Why? “She told me the people next door were very loud,” the source says. “She told me, ‘There was banging on the wall and loud noises behind my bed. It lasted half an hour, and it was impossible for me to get any sleep.”

(TABLOID TUESDAY is shocked – and slightly aroused again! Banging on the wall and loud noises for half an hour, from Jessica Simpson- though not as good as the loud, amorous noises reported by US Weekly.)

So it seems the only thing these two tabs agree on is that Jessica was having a hell of good time in a room at the Chateau Marmont with….. someone. (TABLOID TUESDAY will keep track of the men that the tabs report Jessica visits at the Chateau, in fact, TABLOID TUESDAY is checking into the Chateau – with all the high-tech video/audio gear we can carry.)

The folks at IN TOUCH announce IT’S TRUE! …JESSICA’S DATING ADAM! But that’s it – no noises from hotel rooms in the middle of the night. (Yawn!)