Jessica Alba is stupid behind the wheel. According to a few Starbucks employees, Alba always parks in the disabled space, even when there are no paparazzi around, just because she is so darn lazy she can’t be bothered to walk the 5 extra meters from the other parking spaces. Not only that, she drives without license plates (well this time she did), and a few days ago the police pulled her over for it, and for having heavily tinted windows. Alba’s excuse for the tinted windows — keeping away the prying eyes of the paparazzi. While the police has no record of a ticket being processed, sources on the scene claim they definitely saw the officer hand Alba a citation.
Thu, May 24, 2007
Jessica Alba