Britney Spears

I don’t normally make a post about something/someone when I only have something negative to say (at least not too often, hehe), but Britney just makes it too easy! She parades around town looking like a hoe, with her belly sticking out, wearing all those ridiculous wigs and hats and makes all those attention-seeking comments. Did you hear the one where she said the umbrella attack on the paparazzi was her practicing for a movie role (I believe she spelled it roll)? Not funny and it made her sound soo dumb. At least she’s entertaining.

She already has a few, but on Friday afternoon Britney Spears decided that she wanted one more puppy. Britney and her bodyguard went to Pets of Bel Air in the Glen Center in Bel Air, where she excitedly walked right up to the dog section and asked to see one dog in particular – a $3,000 Yorkie, says a fellow shopper. “She picked up the dog and loved it right away, she was incredibly nice and very pleasant.” The new addition has reportedly been named “London.”

Britney Spears stepped out yesterday afternoon trying to look, erm, bad. The singer ran errands in Hollywood and spoke a little to the paps about her mother, Lynne, whom she is not getting along with at the moment. Spears simply said that she is “praying for her”. I don’t think Lynne is the one people should be praying for — how about praying for yourself, Brit Brit.

Britney Spears is one huge, unappreciative, insensitive brat. Yesterday afternoon, Britney strolled up to her mom, served her papers saying she should stay away from her sons, and walked away looking proud, leaving mom Lynne stunned and upset. Website X17 writes: “Our sources tell us that the paperwork is complete and that Britney is claiming her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and that she should be kept away from Sean and Jayden.” WHAT? Abusing prescription pain medication is worse than Britney’s late night’s out getting completely stoned and wasted? She was in rehab for goodness sake. Team Lynne all the way!

The hooker was spotted again, hookin’, at Joseph’s, in Hollywood. The cute girl on the right must be her female pimp.

A classless hooker was spotted doing some grocery shopping at their local supermarket the other day. The hooker got some weird looks as she bent over to put things in her trolley. They were probably wondering, as Borat would say, how much?

Check out the totally mature mother of two Britney Spears and her gorgeous middle finger. These pictures were apparently taken from Britney’s personal myspace profile, not that I even think she has one, but the pictures leaked somehow. Brit’s posing with her 2 cousins, and some guy, in the first picture, and in the second picture, Brit decided to flip the bird before going on stage at one of her “comeback” shows. She’s so bad-ass…or at least she thinks she is. There were some cute pictures of Britney and her family taken from her profile, check those out after the jump!

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Britney Spears has, on more than one occasion, been pictured in different outfits on the same day. On Friday night Britney was pictured arriving at club Winston wearing a long black dress (left), but when Brit left the club (right) a few hours later, she had changed into black shorts and a loose fitted summer top. Why? Who brings clothes to a club and changes their outfit? Us girls struggle to fit all of our make-up etc. into our handbag, how would we manage to bring a different outfit. Well, Britney did, and TMZ has the scoop on why:

When a star is snapped on the same day wearing the same thing, chances are that media outlets (like TMZ) are less likely to purchase more than one photo. But when a gallivanting starlet wears one look during the day and then changes into another, the photos of both outfits will likely sell. Cha-ching!

So, if Britney’s multiple looks are a calculated strategy to sell photos — is she in on the deal?

Rumors are that Britney is working with a certain stalkerazzi agency. We contacted Brit’s rep but didn’t hear back by post time.

They may be onto something here! Like she even needs the money, greedy greedy!

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I think we’ve seen more than enough of Britney Spears‘ privates, but yesterday afternoon, during a trip to Starbucks, a strap on Britney’s white summer dress fell down, and she only just managed to grab it and put it back up. I’m sure the photographers were disappointed.

Britney Spears, and her many faces, went out to get her nails done in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon. She seems to be loving all the attention, always smiling and waving to the snappers. No more umbrella attacks, doin’ good Brit.